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kepral:

ignorance about aromatic and asexual people is so bad it make it impossible for aromantic and asexual people to even find out they are that

become-legend:

Destiny Beta stats

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings, then you were meant to be.

dickbabs for dickgrayzon (*´・v・) 

why-i-love-comics:

Harley Quinn Director’s Cut #0

written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti
art by Stephane Roux

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

What the Freelancers Taught Me
  • Carolina:

    If you're not number one, life has no meaning and Daddy doesn't love you enough.

  • Washington:

    It's okay to go through a mentally traumatic experience and loose all your friends if it means you turn into a badass in the end. Also, cars are evil.

  • York:

    If you're crushing on someone, don't let them know until you're dead and they're reading your personal files. Chicks love that lost-love crap. But don't let them know you snagged their wallet.

  • Wyoming:

    Less action, more mustaches.

  • Maine:

    You don't need to talk to be the best bad guy ever. Remain calm and growl.

  • North Dakota:

    Life is too short for everyone to take care of themselves, so help everyone out.

  • South Dakota:

    Life is too short to help anyone, save yourself.

  • Florida:

    Be good to your fellow soldiers to the point of homo-life partners, and never take aspirin.

  • Texas:

    Kick ass and steal your boyfriend's money.

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  • BONUS:

  • Georgia:

    Jetpacks = Death

  • Counselor:

    Remain cryptic and let your boss push you around.

  • Director:

    I'm right, you're wrong, I'm cool, you suck. Peace out.

luka-amirs:

anthonyhyuuga:

taengthehero:

lilium:

Supermom to the rescue. 

That is one badass mom there. Not only does she catch the whole dresser AND each drawer as it comes WHILE putting her leg out to catch her daughters head safely, she makes sure the hot iron is in a stable position so it won’t fall on the shirt OR the baby.

this movie ruined me but i love it so much

what movie is this?